Prologue
When I was five years old, my
parents had me exorcised. On occasion I had told my parents that I could do
things. They always put it off as the imagination of a young child. One day, I
showed them. I made three bouncy blue balls rise up in the air and travel
around the living room. My parents freaked out and went to the psychologist for
Valium and sent me to a priest for an exorcism.
At five years old, most things
that went bump in the night scared the bejeebees out of me. Being the object of
an exorcism at such a young age was the single most terrifying thing I had ever
been through. Father O’Rourke looked like he was possessed himself. He began
the demon expulsion by flinging water at me and screaming incoherent Latin.
The worst was when he pushed me
to the ground. I started kicking and screaming because I thought he was going
to kill me. He, on the other hand, thought some demon was fighting him back and
held me to the ground, still yelling Latin at me.
After a terrifying twenty minutes
it was over. I was pronounced demon free. My parents were ecstatic and I had
learned a very valuable lesson. I was never going to tell anyone my secret
again.
I never mentioned a word of what
I could do for three long years. It was only when I met my neighbor Willa, that
I spoke once again of my powers.
Willa had moved next door to us a
few weeks after my eighth birthday. My mother was a bit wary of our new
neighbor, though her apprehensions never seemed to matter when Willa offered
her services to babysit.
My parents never treated me quite
the same after my little display and distanced themselves from me. As good
Christians, they wouldn’t turn me away though. I did, however, spend a lot of
time at Willa’s.
I didn’t mind the arrangement
either. Willa was an eight year old’s dream. Cookies and milk always flowed,
the stories were over the top, and she never told me to be quiet. Willa didn’t
just let you color or play dress-up, she joined in too. It was great having a
playmate that acted young enough to be my friend, but old enough to turn on the
oven and make cookies.
In a few short months, Willa
became my trusted confidante. I would tell her my secrets and she told me hers.
One day, I felt that I could tell her about my magic. I had her watch as I
spilled my milk on the floor and magically made it pick itself up and return to
the glass.
She didn’t react the way my
parents did, though I wasn’t expecting the reaction she did have. Willa whisked
me to her basement. There were no windows. It was floor to ceiling stone. Even
the door was made out of stone. It was a little weird.
“The stones keep our secrets,”
she responded, as if she knew what I was thinking. “You can never tell anyone
your secret Mags, you have to promise me that.” I looked down at my toes. I was
ashamed to tell Willa that I had told someone…my parents. I found the courage
though and told her the story of my exorcism.
“Bah,” Willa said, shaking her
head. “Stupid priests, they don’t know the difference from a demon possession
and a hole in the ground. Well, from here on out no one else needs to know.
What the priest did was negligible to what others would do if they knew your
secret. Promise me Mags; promise me you will never tell anyone else.”
“I won’t Willa. How come you
aren’t scared like everyone else?” I asked.
“I am just like you,” she
replied.
“What do you mean, just like me?”
I must have looked as confused as I sounded because Willa softly laughed at my
question before she answered. “Child, we are jinn, born from a smokeless flame
of the great scorching fire.”
“What’s a jinn?”I asked.
“Ever see ‘Aladdin?’”
“Oh I love that movie Willa! It
has a genie that grants magical wishes.”
Willa smiled at me. “Child, a
genie is a jinn.”
I thought I felt my jaw hit the
floor. “Willa, I don’t want to be a big blue blob without any feet, stuck in a
lamp for thousands of years.”
“Well then, don’t worry; none of
those things are true, except the name. You, my love, are jinn.”
1. Secret’s In
The Sauce
“Eew Mags, that’s so gross. I AM
NOT remaking dinner!”
I had just slain a ghoul that was
intent on having me for its evening meal. It just so happened, the arm I
severed landed in the pot my roommate, Melissa, was using to make chicken and
dumplings for dinner.
“What Melissa? Would you rather
have had your dinner ruined or been that thing’s chew toy?” I asked.
Melissa had been my roommate and
best friend for the past five years. She was used to my sarcasm by now. That by
no way meant I was forgiven for the ghoulie stew though.
“I get it, I really do. All of
Hades has it out for you and this is a part of your life, but can you keep it
out of the food Mags?”
I tried lightening the mood. “So
what are you making for dinner?” I ducked as Melissa lobbed an onion at me.
I probably should’ve been more
apologetic instead of sarcastic to my roommate seeing that was, including the
ghoul, the third hell-monster that made its way past her wards this week.
Melissa is a witch and a pretty powerful one at that. Unfortunately, that meant
Iblis just upped the ante on my capture. Damn,
I thought I was going to have a quiet night.
Iblis. Besides being a huge pain
in my ass, he’s one of the biggest, meanest baddies out there. He’s the basis
for what the humans call Satan. Yup, I had that hunting me down. Oh wait, the
hits just keep on coming. I also had the Aelfadl after me too.
Aelfadl is Elvish for nightmare
and is the name of the elven assassins. They’re supposed to be the good guys
and they probably are too, but they’ve been chasing me since I was twenty, for
the crime of being born an Iblian jinn. They, along with Iblis, could kick
rocks for all I care.
I’m a jinn. There are three types
of us: the Ifrit, Marid, and Iblian. Ifrits are the weakest of our kind. They reside
in Hades, can change into different animals, and are notorious firebugs. Marids
have to be the most arrogant and vain individuals I have ever met. They are
stronger than the Ifrits, prefer watery abodes, and require a great amount of
flattery to get them to do anything. Then there’s the Iblian jinn, the most
powerful type of jinn and what I happen to be.
Want to know a sure fire way to
tell who’s an Iblian? We have violet eyes, the only beings to have that trait.
I may as well have a bull’s-eye attached to my backside. There are also only
two of us left, Iblis and myself.
I can’t speak for Iblis, but I
prefer my house on the Mistfall side of Harmony, Kentucky, comfy fleece
jammies, and I am pretty law abiding as long as something isn’t trying to kill
me.
The Aelfadl doesn’t care about
the other jinn, just us purple eyed lovelies. About two hundred years ago, The
Powers That Be of Otherworldy Creatures (The Powers from here on out) deemed Iblian
jinn a threat to all of our kind and decided we needed to be hunted to
extinction. I’m not saying they weren’t right, but I know of one living
exception to the rule.
I’ve been told that Iblian jinn
originated the term hell raiser. I guess they were all in competition for
enslaving and ruling otherworldly beings and at one point became a threat. I
get their point, but can’t a girl get a fair trial?
Iblis…I have no clue why that
bastard has it out for me. Shortly after I made it onto the Aelfadl’s radar, he
started sending his minions after me. Thank Hades for weapons training!
Ghouls weren’t the hardest things
to kill, but they sure were messy. They were rotting flesh bags with brains and
had a penchant for eating their kills. The dead one in my house was starting to
stink up the place.
I closed my eyes and imagined the
ghoul’s body and its recently liberated appendage disappear, along with the
ruined dinner. Thinking I didn’t want my house smelling like a corpse flower, I
magicked a little air freshener too. I figured I owed Melissa a dinner so I
conjured up her favorite, chicken tikka masala.
Melissa’s concerns were forgotten
momentarily as she dug into her dinner, relishing every spicy bite. After a few
mouthfuls she put her fork down and sighed. “You can’t keep placating me by
magicking up my favorite foods every time I get upset. I’m going to get fat!”
“You’re lucky I make them low cal
then,” I told her, “otherwise we’d be hauling you out of here with a forklift!”
Thwap. I rubbed the back of my
head where the onion found its target, a bump beginning to form. “Ouch! A bit
touchy are we?”
Melissa smirked. I didn’t want to
get up close and personal with the rest of the produce in the house, so I
changed the subject to the Introductory to Magic class she taught. “Have your
students mastered the Mistfall spell yet?” (Mistfall was a spell that kept us
secluded from the prying eyes of the humans. It looks like fog and if a human
was to take a close look, their attention gets diverted elsewhere, making them
forget what they were doing).
“No, not yet,” she sighed. They
don’t seem to want to learn anything above basic spells and potions.” She shook
her head. “Not a one of them want to bother with anything that looks, smells,
or feels like work. It’s all instant gratification with these kids and they’re
our future. I think my species is doomed.”
I laid my hand on top of hers.
“I’m sure it will all work out,” I reassured her.
Melissa’s a natural teacher. I
think her goal in life is to pass on the knowledge she has to someone deserving
of it. Deserving young witches and warlocks were few and far between these days
and you could tell it bothered her more than she was letting on.
As far as witches go, my roommate
had a hand dealt to her by the goddess herself. Not only was she powerful
enough to possibly end up on the witch’s council one day, she was beautiful
too. She has honey-blond hair, skin the color of cream, and curves in all the
right places. I’ll admit I am a bit jealous of her. I’m not deficient in the
looks department, but I feel rather plain compared to my best friend. I’m on
the tall side with long, raven black hair, skinny, and would call my curves
proportionate. Nothing to complain about, but every girl has her insecurities.
“Forget about it.” Melissa shook
herself out of her bad mood. “We should probably go and train. I’ll work off my
frustrations on you.” She smiled at the thought which told me I was in for a
tough training session.
“Alright, I’ll meet you in the
basement in ten minutes,” I told her.
I went to my room and changed
into my favorite pair of black yoga pants, a hot pink fitted tee, and my tennis
shoes. I really wasn’t in the mood to train since I had battled it out with the
ghoul earlier, but Melissa never lets me take a break, regardless of what
recent attack I’ve had. Needless to say, between her and the beasties, I keep
in pretty good shape.
“Come on, you’re not even trying
Mags!” she reprimanded and swung one of a pair of hooked swords towards my
midsection.
I jumped out of the way in time
and deflect her strike with my sabre, a slightly s-shaped sword. Why the
weapons training if I have magic or why not a gun? It’s good to have a back-up
defense and bullets, while they hurt like hell, are ineffective. Only weapons
made by the dwarves of Elemental Deep cause us any lasting trauma. Dwarves
won’t make guns or bullets either.
“I trained earlier Melissa, don’t
you remember? I made you ghoulash. Get it? Ghoulash?” I couldn’t help but laugh.
Something hit me in the chest and
the next thing I knew I was airborne. I flew ten feet and landed on my back. I
gasped for air. Instead of getting up, I lay on the ground, waiting for the
feeling of a bear sitting on my chest to go away.
Melissa looked down at me.
“Instead of wasting energy being a smart ass, why don’t you use some of that
and train?”
“Alright,” I pouted. “Just give
me a minute.”
“You won’t have a minute when
you’re being attacked by the next Aelfadl or Goddess only knows what kind of
demon spawn, so get up off your ass and fight!”
I wasn’t getting out of this
training session until I had beat her. I
miss the ghoul.
Figuring the only way to end this
quickly was to catch her off guard; I got up to a crouched position, magicked
up some fire, and shot it straight at her feet. From there it took on a life of
its own, encircling her, then growing up towards the ceiling. It gave me the
advantage I needed. Melissa had to drop one of her swords to combat my fire
attack.
As she was extinguishing it, I
rushed her, brought my sword up and swung it down towards her neck. She met my
attack, blocking my blow with only one sword. She was just as good with one
sword as she was two.
We kept on for another twenty
minutes, each of us attacking, deflecting, and using every dirty magic trick
there was in the book. I finally got the upper hand when she stumbled over the
words to a spell.
I conjured up a shadow back and
to the right of her. It was in her line of sight and I knew she would look
since her wards had been breached and the monsters had gotten past them. As
soon as she was distracted, I swept her legs out from underneath her, put my
foot on her chest, and brought my blade down, stopping only millimeters above
her neck. I had a big ear to ear grin on my face.
“Are we done now?” I looked at my
watch. “It’s after nine and we’re supposed to meet your dog at ‘The Lamp.’ I
hoped bringing up the subject of her new boyfriend would convince her to lay
off training early.
She gave me a dirty look. “First
of all, would you get that thing away from my neck and secondly, would you quit
calling Owen a dog? He’s really fun to hang out with.”
I dropped my sabre and gave her a
hand up. She was walking towards the stairs when she turned around with a smile
on her face. “AND, he’s not mine, well at least not yet anyway.” She turned
back around and headed up the stairs.
“Make sure you house-train him
first!” I yelled up the stairs at her.
I heard the onion before I saw it
and ducked in just enough time. I don’t
know what she has against this vegetable.
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